- boy: Girl, I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
- girl: That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.
grab the book nearest to you and turn to page 55
rip it out. rip out all of the pages. books are a bourgeois affliction and must be destroyed.
please don’t reblog my posts with counterrevolutionary commentary